Wise Words From an Idiot

Wise Words From an Idiot

go-carts-and-guns:

The world isn’t ready for this

go-carts-and-guns:

The world isn’t ready for this

(via onlygoneforawhile)

hangthecode:

Everyone else go home.
hangthecode:

Everyone else go home.

hangthecode:

Everyone else go home.

(via han-rawr)

When a guy gets kneed in the face and his nose explodes and starts bleeding everywhere in an AFL game, it’s only logical the Red Cross puts up a Blood Donation ad

kinglamp:

iamthelamp:

warpedlamp:

lampghost:

short people are the cutest thing ever

I hate to interrupt but I noticed you have a lamp url.

I have a lamp url myself.

I too have a lamp url.

You’re probably wondering why I have gathered you all here today…

(via onlygoneforawhile)

isaicv:

ivyarchive:

Arsenal stars change the game #RainbowLaces (x)

fantastic campaign
isaicv:

ivyarchive:

Arsenal stars change the game #RainbowLaces (x)

fantastic campaign
isaicv:

ivyarchive:

Arsenal stars change the game #RainbowLaces (x)

fantastic campaign
isaicv:

ivyarchive:

Arsenal stars change the game #RainbowLaces (x)

fantastic campaign
isaicv:

ivyarchive:

Arsenal stars change the game #RainbowLaces (x)

fantastic campaign
isaicv:

ivyarchive:

Arsenal stars change the game #RainbowLaces (x)

fantastic campaign
isaicv:

ivyarchive:

Arsenal stars change the game #RainbowLaces (x)

fantastic campaign

isaicv:

ivyarchive:

Arsenal stars change the game #RainbowLaces (x)

fantastic campaign

(via a-jay-to-remember-97)

leonardbonesy:

whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.

(via onlygoneforawhile)

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

(via onlygoneforawhile)

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

(via onlygoneforawhile)

helioscentrifuge:

nox-artemis:

k1ngdra:

FUN FACT: Santa uses parkour to be able to visit every house in the world in just one night

This makes sense.

assanta’s creed

helioscentrifuge:

nox-artemis:

k1ngdra:

FUN FACT: Santa uses parkour to be able to visit every house in the world in just one night

This makes sense.

assanta’s creed

(via onlygoneforawhile)

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via onlygoneforawhile)

sassybobbysinger:

For volstagging-with-fandral
sassybobbysinger:

For volstagging-with-fandral
sassybobbysinger:

For volstagging-with-fandral
sassybobbysinger:

For volstagging-with-fandral
sassybobbysinger:

For volstagging-with-fandral
sassybobbysinger:

For volstagging-with-fandral
sassybobbysinger:

For volstagging-with-fandral
sassybobbysinger:

For volstagging-with-fandral

rose bowl sept 13th

rose bowl sept 13th

kinkyclifford:

zaynandharrypls:

ok whos going to explain this 

image

when a man and a woman love each other….

(via narrysbanatoes)

crystalfy:

It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.

same goes for students at schools

I just realized how fucked up that is wow. 

(via killthemwithkindnessplease)